There are, I tell myself — as I step over mountains of plaid flannel shirts, wade through rivers of paint-dabbed paper towels and climb through tangles of new electronic mysteries that have recently sprouted like aliens from my computer — there are reasons to be happy my oldest son is back at home.
Really, there are.
There have to be.
So to keep from killing him the next time I knock over an empty beer bottle or accidentally step on a bowl of vegetarian something or other that is hidden under the computer desk, I made this list to remind myself that he is my oldest child and I love him.
Really, I do.
I have to.
Top 10 reasons why Scott is still breathing
10. He makes sure the critters have food and water when we go camping on weekends. He also got one of our barn kittens a wonderful new home – and then promptly lost interest in the two that remained.
9. He keeps Buzz company. Buzz may not have the same idol worship he did for his big brother when Scott lived away and only came home fo cool events that usually involved food, Apples to Apples and new electronics, but now that Buzz himself is older, they are connecting on a whole new level … and there’s usually a gaming console at the end of it.
I knew the honeymoon was over when I heard Buzz slam into his room and mutter “When do I get to get on the computer!?!”
8. He makes us laugh. Scott has a great and unusual perspective on life and always tries to see both sides of every issue – and find the funny dimension on each side. Don’t know where he got that …
7. My computer is becoming a gallery of beauty. Scott knocks out these amazing “paintings” he does with digital palette and every day, I seem to find more of them. I always remember he’s a wonderful artist, but until I see the next work, I forgot just how damn good he is.
6. He does his own laundry. The good thing about this I, if my laundry is in the way, he actually finishes it up, so he’s doing my laundry, too, and that alone buys him a ticket to stay for eternity.
5. We eat better. On the rare occasions I cook these days, what with the new schedule, I try to cook meals with more vegetables and fruits because he is a vegetarian. Also, I’m eating much, much less cheese because he is also a cheesetarian and I can’t keep a giant block of cheddar in the deli tray long enough to taste it.
4. Free IT services. Need I say more?
3. Amazing beer. He I determined to discover every microbrewery in the United States and sample just one of each kind, so we get to try out the leftovers. Naked Beach, pretty good. Three Philosophers, eh, not so much.
2. Transportation! Being a one car family hasn’t been too difficult, but now that I’m working, it helps knowing I’ve got a chauffeur if Terry needs the van.
1. Company. Flanner, beer bottles and discarded art supplies aside, my son is just good, restful, happy company and fun to talk to. Movies, music, art, stupid dog videos, cute cat videos, and cheese – we can talk and laugh and just about anything.
So yeah, I’m really glad he’s home for a while. And I’m going to make myself re-read this every morning as I dance the Gottago dance outside the bathroom door while he takes his time inside – just to remember why.